The Cast Of Full House Reunited To Butcher The Show's Theme Song

 

I don’t care if these drunk stars of TGIF are as in tune as gaggle of geese queefs. It doesn’t matter. I’ll never turn down a Full House reunion video, let alone one that has them singing the iconic theme song. There’s so much fire I’m surprised the entire stage didn’t spontaneously combust. But I don’t see Mary Kate or Ashley. They must be standing sideways – HEYOOOOOOOOO. Seriously though, I hope they’re not dead.

How coked up is Bob Saget on a regular basis? The dude’s probably gonna snort the blizzard before it gets here. That’s if the Olsen Twins don’t get to it first. God bless Abington and Temple’s finest for turning his wholesome, widowed Dad image into a valley of pure debauchery.